Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.

Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!

by Flickybicky July 18, 2018

Dirt shark

A sexually aggressive male who prefers butt holes over vaginas

"Damn Tim is a total dirt shark, His girlfriend to me he always wants the butt"

by Phil MuhCrackin January 31, 2017

Basking Shark

An extremly surprised looking miniture Whale Shark.

Basking Sharks need no example.

by Zachery Zazen May 08, 2009

Shark that Shit

The act of finding a song on grooveshark.com and playing it. Usually used as a request/demand.

Yo Pedro, that new Miley song is off the shit son. I can't get that shit out of my head. Shark that Shit!

by mynutzbitch May 06, 2010

Sharking

The act of flipping an unsuspecting person's inner tube (as they are in the seated position), most commonly performed in the lazy river or wave pool.

Girl #1: Did you see those dudes sharking those old people in the lazy river?

Girl #2: Yeah, I saw a couple of them doing somersaults.

by Popizzle August 22, 2011

sharking

when you slowly drive around angrily looking for a parking spot; preferably driving around in circles in a parking lot

"I spent 20 minutes sharking today! it was freaking ridiculous!"

by moxxie13 March 01, 2012

tiny sharking

Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.

I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.

by hobo2000 September 05, 2007