Stupid Egg

A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.

*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."

by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 19, 2017

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009

Eggs benedict

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

by Eggs benedict. January 25, 2021

egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020

[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011