vagina crackers

old, crusty, vagina; usually that of a grandmothers; crustyness in the vaginal area

well your mom has vagina crackers, I saw them when i did her

by penismen April 3, 2010

Cracker-Sexual

An African American male who finds overweight white women sexually desirable.

"Yo did to see tyrone? No man, you know that kids a Cracker-Sexual, hes probably slammin some fatty again"

by KindSir August 14, 2008

spelt cracker

A synonym for hippie; some crunchy individual; white granola dude; someone with raised garden beds; bee farmer; Portlander.

I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.

by meaganyall April 9, 2009

cracker naggle

cracker naggle is defined as a person who doesn't understand a colored person's joke

Cracker naggle: I thought we were friends?
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.

Cracker naggle: huh?

That is a crackernaggle 💯^

by Blaqadomas February 10, 2017

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021

Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)

"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018