that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

eat that cookie

Licking and tasting a woman's sweet vagina

I want you to spread your legs so I can see, smell, and eat that cookie. Damn I love it now spread that cookie while I lick it

by Beef4u December 21, 2016

cookin the clock

wasting time

"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"

by zooboff May 22, 2004

cookie ruler

Someone who's extremely bored right now.

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.

by Coganator August 22, 2007

cooking chickens

Getting coke ready for distribution

I'm cooking chickens for my nigga down the street

by uninspired lyricist7 March 12, 2014

cookie (girl)

A girl with an amazing and awesome personality. She will always be at the party though even if she has to sneak out. And is known to always have a boyfriend, but never cheats. Even though cookie is crazy at the end or the day she loves her parents and her friends

that girl is such a cookie (girl)

by Moana is a great movie March 17, 2017