Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA August 27, 2015

Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

by Bryan._.fash October 07, 2023

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 03, 2017

Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

by !Hey February 15, 2023

consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open

ay did you bring the consent condom

by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022

Orange county condoms

someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation

ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by whhwejcdbwehudj February 20, 2010

Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

by Purinse March 19, 2024