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Cowboy Logic

Logic used by those who are anti-intellectual
Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.
by Rex Hamilton October 24, 2007
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Massachusetts Cowboy

A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?

Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.

Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.

Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
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Job for a Cowboy

-noun

One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."

"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
by Asawisper August 7, 2008
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Cowboy Syndrome

The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."
John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.

Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
by BlindSyde April 4, 2009
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cocaine cowboy

A person who does cocain all day everyday no matter what. Parties every night!!!
Henrick is sniffing mad dope tonight. Look at that dope ring around Head Ham's nose. Flim Flam is a dope head. Henrick sure is a cocaine Cocaine Cowboy
by V-Blob December 26, 2010
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cowboy booting

To have stenuous sexual intercourse resulting in a cowboy walk...
jangling of spurs alos come into play
duuude...i was cowboy booting with her yesterday, and i cant walk
by Justin Martin July 28, 2007
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Cornboy

A name used by white people for white people. A term of endearment and camaraderie but can be offensive when used by a non white.
What up my cornboy!?
by Johnny Wet July 19, 2017
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