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Choke

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.
by bu eysus July 24, 2024
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Choke Knoll

Another name for Oak Knoll because every time they talk it sounds like they have dick in their mouth.
Did you hear Helen? She must be from Choke Knoll because her voice sounds like she’s sucking dick
by icechick77 July 14, 2018
mugGet the Choke Knollmug.

Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
mugGet the Diet Cherry Chokemug.

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.
Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread
by selkirksss February 29, 2020
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Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009
mugGet the Choke Injurymug.

Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.
Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do
by Driano69 March 6, 2021
mugGet the Choke Ass Niggasmug.

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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