When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021
蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
Carrot filling is when you take a bag of baby carrots and put a carrot in every hoLe of your body for pleasure. Nose, ears, butt (no exception) the act of the carrots filling your body gives you huge amounts of pleasure
"I told Becky I was into carrot filling, and the next time she came over to smash she brought a bag of baby carrots, I knew that night was going to be so hot"
by Brookzie August 17, 2017
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2012
by Jus sayin June 23, 2015
A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
by Minker1 December 01, 2017