Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.
Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!
by Nor Y Mac September 09, 2012
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knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
He’s as useful as a knitted condom
by Cock Slinger1000 June 05, 2022
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snug fit condom

1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.

2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.

2. Girl - "what's wrong?"

Guy - "the condom slipped off"

Girl - "how did that happened?"

Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
by boiwithsmall September 22, 2013
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condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
by BourbonWerber April 28, 2016
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Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
by Cay7200 June 10, 2018
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Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
by Pepperoni hanger baby October 28, 2017
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condom sharr

People who are pedophiles or do something wrong and refuse to own up to it
This mf really did me dirty

What a condom sharr
by Clocly68 March 02, 2023
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