whimsical chain

A cock with a kink in it, causing it to look malformed.

That dude has a whimsical chain ever since his girl bit him.

by GiraffeMan February 17, 2014

10 CHAIN BUSSIN' LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS

10 CHAIN BUSSIN' LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS

10 CHAIN BUSSIN' LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS

by Sosnoja December 31, 2021

Erect Chains

If a person is constantly brainrotting

Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.

by AZZILA May 22, 2025

OFF CHAINS

An act that is/was done by someone or something that was utterly ridiculous, incredible, or hilarious.

Oi have you heard that new song by Bhad Bhabie, It's "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that guy at the party doing the robot, he was "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

Oi did you see that bird take a phat dump on Joe Bidens head, that was seriosuly "OFF CHAINS" mayn!

by Man whose OFF CHAINS May 2, 2022

Hag Chain

Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.

Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

Chained Up

When the mans has a chain hanging from his neck, and you have the urge to bite it and pull him down for that strong dick game.

Boy- You got me chained up baby.
Girl- Good cuz you’re my bitch tonight!

by Bingosho February 26, 2020

blue and gold chain

when you see a wild beau in histrocial perspectives

that was a might blue and gold chain

by person1112233412 October 25, 2022