blasting a dookie

a term used to describe a male or female crapping or to take a crap

i got to blast a dookie

by chris cain May 13, 2005

thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

Brain Blast

1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.

2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.

"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."

by Club Penguin Tech Support October 8, 2017

ultra blast

To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

biza blast

danny takes ur girl down to east bottom, punches her in the jaw knocking her out, and procedes to fuck her. this is similar to the sticky pharaoh

yo i cant believe that kid biza blasted crystal diaz!

by bizaaa October 28, 2009

Frosty Blast

When you take a Wendy's frosty float with cherry coke and a Taco Bell baja blast and mix them together.

A: What you do last night bro.

B: Got high as fuck, made a Frosty Blast.

A: Whaaaat!

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

Burg Blast

Burg Blasting is the act of participating in sexual activity while a close friend has passed out nearby. Usually the sleeping individual does not wake up, and thus does not interfere, however that has been known to not always be the case. The passed out friend may or may not urinate on himself, talk in his sleep, or become ill. Tents have been a common place for these acts to occur.

James: Dude, did you hook up with that slam piece last night?
Cody: Hell yeah bro, Ben was passed out in the room too.
James: You Burg Blasting Son of a Bitch!
Cody: yeah dude, smell my finger.

by Das Burglar April 30, 2010