Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024

bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.

Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.

by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021

Blake

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him

Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone

Blake: not until you stop being a loser

by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020

Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts

Dude Blake is so cute

by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025

blake billing

a gamer freak with a big ego and thinks he is better than every one else and picks on every one because of jealousy

blake billing is a boy with a big ego and frissy hair

by lachy horse racer October 21, 2020

Blake

The coolest person in the world<3

Blake: *exists*
Everyone else: *happy scream*

by Simp696 December 4, 2021

Blake

Blake is a guy with a deep voice, like the singer Corpes's voice. He's pretty tall and girls fall for him quickly. He's the type of guy that would dump his girlfriend right away for another girl. He makes girls fall for him and messes with them. My opinion is that he's a fucking dickhead. He's always flirting and he's no good at all

Blake: Hey Daddy (Insert your girlfriend's name)~ Fuck me~
Gf: 👀
Me: *in the corner knowing he's just messing around, but still getting a bit jealous*

by SmolSoldier October 26, 2020