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bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.
"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."
by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021
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rough bird

A rough bird is a female that drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and could be confused with a builder due to the language they use. Rough birds are dangerous and approaching them is ill advised. They are especially dangerous in mating season.
Cor blimey look at that rough bird, I bet she loves it up the wrongen.
by Stepfather of Christ April 19, 2018
mugGet the rough birdmug.

Bird pulp

1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine

2) Bloody Excrement

3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials

4) some nasty shit
a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"

b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "

c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"

d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
by Dr. Jerry Gale MD/CRS/DBA/ACS February 11, 2010
mugGet the Bird pulpmug.

Birds of an egg

They are so alike.are they birds of an egg?
by Iamkogi June 7, 2021
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Adventure Birding

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.
Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
by rickabone June 28, 2021
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Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.
So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.
by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019
mugGet the Bird Gripmug.

Migratory Bird

A long-distance girlfriend who visits on an annual basis.
Person 1: I hear your migratory bird is coming back this week?
Person 2: Yeah, she's returning to her home ground for the mating season
by DrHerpDerpington September 26, 2011
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