Empire Biscuit

When two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. On ejaculation, they "glaze" her with their semen.

Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"

"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"

Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"

by Ring Lardner III November 14, 2011

Biscuit Beat

When a group of two or more guys stand around a biscuit and beat off upon said biscuit. The last one to ejaculate must eat the aforementioned biscuit making him the "winner."

Johnny entered the biscuit beat yesterday. He won't be eating biscuits for awhile.

by clowny_funk December 20, 2006

Biscuit Tan

The tan that many white girls get around the spring break time, in which their skin is brown.
Also to mean "brown on the outside, but white on the inside."

She came out of the tanning salon- she was white when she went in, but she's freaking BROWN now. She got a biscuit tan.

by She Isn't White Anymore April 5, 2009

biscuit hips

n. the gooey overflow from the top of low-cut jeans worn by chicks who shouldn't be wearing them. Similar to the way Pillsbury pop-n-fresh biscuits ooze out of the container when you pop them open.

Look at the nasty ass biscuit hips on that one.

by The Baker September 6, 2004

Biscuit Bitty

refers to a slutty female who knows nothing about the game, but loves hockey dick in mass quantities, or is utilized as the team cum dumpster. Often seen swarming the hockey team at the bar after the game buying shots for the whole team. Also reffered to as a puck slut, ice bunny, hockey bag, jersey chaser, hockey whore, puck fuck

"Brah, that bitch over there is a huge biscuit bitty. She's screwed the whole fourth line already, and working her way up to the starters."

by D-Dub-in-tha-Club January 3, 2008

biscuit bottom

When someone who should not be wearing short shorts is- and their lumpy fat ass hangs out the bottom, looking nasty like a biscuit.

See peopleofwalmart.com

Eww, look at that biscuit bottom.

by coubricol June 8, 2011

Biscuit Gobbler

Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.

He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009