After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007

Buttons

Slang for breasts. If a girl is wearing a sweater you can look at her breasts and compliment her "buttons".

Wow, your buttons look...large tonight.

by bluesurf1981 July 20, 2006

Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.

Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.

by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011

monkey button

slang for poopcutter or asshole.

My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.

by hotkarl December 13, 2003

Button Masher

A person who "Button Mashes" or, during a video game, presses random buttons which may (or may not) be successful.

Dude, your such a button masher
WTF N3WBI3!!! U R 5UCH A BUTT0N MA5H3R!! I M SOOOO M0R3 L33T THAN U!!!!!!!!

by n3rdma5t3r5000and1 March 30, 2009

Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.

Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)

by PandaAddict August 21, 2012

push the button

The act of doing a dull, repetitious job of seemingly little importance; often by being the human component in a technological or mechanical process.

All I did at work today was push the button.

I'm doing the same thing I do every night, honey: pushing the button.

If I don't push the button every 108 minutes the world will end, or whatever.

by meansparty August 29, 2010