fail basket

someone or something that fails, commonly said after a failed activity

Carly is such a fail basket.

by winbucket November 5, 2010

colorful basket

A shopping basket full of junk food which comes in multi-colored packaging, such as chips, candy, snack cakes, soda, ice cream, cookies, etc.

"When you see someone with a colorful basket at Walmart, I guarantee they're about to slide the EBT."

by z497622 December 18, 2024

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021

Cat basket

That wonderfully warm spot between your legs under the sheets, that your cat finds irresistible.

I woke up and fluffy was in her cat basket. I loved it

by MeowPDX December 25, 2020

Jeter basket

A basket filled with choice items given to one's one-night stands at the conclusion of the evening.

Mariah couldn't wait to show me all the autograph baseballs she received in her Jeter basket.

by Yeah Jeets! August 9, 2022

cunt basket

a basket filled with cunts

your cunt basket is over flowing with jews

by fuckdady one on me June 13, 2018

Texas Gift Basket

A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.

Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
Lone Star Baskets
Texas Gift Basket

by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011