Alaskan Firedragon

An extinct species of Firedragon. The Alaskan Firedragon had no capability of breathing fire, and lived in the Sahara Desert.

Bob: The alaskan firedragon doesn't live in Alaska?
Joe: No, it lives in the Sahara Desert.

by Swimman March 19, 2009

Alaskan Chili Dog

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

Alaskan Toboggan

An alaskan toboggan is when a woman/ or male poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo for sexual pleasure.

i cannot find my vibrator so i made and used an alaskan toboggan.

by BackCrackaa. October 19, 2010

Alaskan Fire Elephant

A fire-breathing elephant from Alaska.

Look at that Alaskan fire elephant over there.

by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012

Alaskan Pipeline

When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.

Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.

by mr.crosscountry May 20, 2010

Alaska

Russia and America's love child. the place Russia didn't know what to do with so they sold it to the U.S..Home of Sara Palin. the place where democrats don't want to get oil from even though god knows if we have the oil on our own land we should use it and spend the extra money repaying the shit load of debt we have with china. Cold. Place where thirty days of night takes place. where Edward Cullen used to live. the place were we should put up a HUGE sign that says in Russian "HI RUSSIANS! <3" with a smiley face to improve relations with.

"oh Alaska..."

by american :I December 14, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

by PITITTY November 4, 2009