Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
Get the Parliament act 1313mug. The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
Get the fair fight act of 1988mug. Having the appearance or manerisms of a person who casually uses bigoted language particularly when believing one is in safe from any social consequences
(i.e. using it when in company of others who is it or when towards a person of a certain minority group when believing no one will hear of or believe it)
(i.e. using it when in company of others who is it or when towards a person of a certain minority group when believing no one will hear of or believe it)
Looking/acting slur :
That guy over there's looking pretty slur with that certain flag hat on and staring at us right now, might not be safe.
That guy over there's looking pretty slur with that certain flag hat on and staring at us right now, might not be safe.
by MinorityMeerkat June 23, 2021
Get the Looking/acting slurmug. Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.
The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
by Profess sore October 1, 2022
Get the the Wagner Actmug. Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
by Babbsy Baby December 28, 2005
Get the Act Of Canningsmug. by Eve Devinia July 11, 2025
Get the Act 123mug. When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
Get the Pollination (human sex act)mug.