I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus
by butterwolf November 10, 2017
When a woman has an orgasm so strong it starts at her clitoris and end at her toes, making her legs shake uncontrollably.
by Hoppy T December 17, 2017
A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
by CreepaGuy94 June 07, 2011
Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.
by Chad was here June 06, 2017
A dish made out of ramen with very little broth and either white bread or flour tortillas (if you're lucky!) It comes from having been in L.A. County jail, where ramen is available and is often put into white bread saved over from dinner, as a taco... Often consumed in greater numbers by the less of fortunate...
Man: "Honey, are you gonna cook dinner...?"
Woman: "Yes dear, it's county taco night."
Man: "Not again!"
Woman: "Then get a better paying job!!!"
Woman: "Yes dear, it's county taco night."
Man: "Not again!"
Woman: "Then get a better paying job!!!"
by Kannudo April 02, 2010
Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.
by Crisps Hansen December 24, 2009
The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".
Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....
Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
by sassafras28 May 06, 2019