A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
by Mtj December 23, 2012
Brendon Uries old hubby, boyfriend, and boo thing. Also known for being in the bands Panic! At The Disco and The Young Veins. Super attractive person and an amazing musician!
Girl 1: “JESUS FLIPPING CHRIST THATS RYAN ROSS WALKING DOWN THE STREET!!”
Boy 1: “YOU MEAN THAT HOT GUY HOLDING CHEEZWHIZ??”
Boy 1: “YOU MEAN THAT HOT GUY HOLDING CHEEZWHIZ??”
by panicmeethepress September 26, 2022
by akdhksjdksjdkaksklfd July 03, 2021
He is the RoastMaster General. Known for being the best insult comic in America, you will most likely see him in one of those celebrity roasts they do every year.
Person One: "Hey man, did you see that Tom Brady roast? It was epic!"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
Person Two: "Yeah... Jeff Ross is at those things every single year, isn't he?"
by deflated January 16, 2025
A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"
by GrappleDummy August 05, 2024