A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can
by Rompinthomspon May 27, 2018

A derogative word meaning an Asian, usually Japanese, person. Is usually used by weak, white, wealthy (Triple W)males.
Look at that Panda-kun. I bet she eats Pocky all day and also watches anime with her slanty eyes. What a ruhtard.
by Dick C. Mongler November 5, 2010

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.
A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.
They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.
They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
by mippef December 24, 2008

An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.
The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS
by Dead Panda Society October 27, 2008

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.
DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM
calm down my chocolate panda
calm down my chocolate panda
by brothersmangcharles February 27, 2012

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.
by Nadia A. December 15, 2008
