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gary

take out vthe r
garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by da f'ing boss December 23, 2020
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ts so gary

this meow meow so gary bowow nig nig bow bow boom boom bow nig boom pow shazam
"ts so gary bro like oh my god"
by nignig1215 April 28, 2025
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Gary

Terminology or Australian wording for Southern Highlands Wombat tha Flash Gordon of wombats. This wombat eats roots and leaves generally with a hilarious trail behind.
The Gary is Patron Saint to temporary employed crews
These gutters are going to need a solid Gary effort
by Pineapplereciever1 October 8, 2021
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Salty Gary

The Salty Gary is when you let the cum dry up and then snort it like cocaine.
I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.
by Aylig July 18, 2022
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A Gary

The action of peeling off your foreskin and giving it to another. Kind of like peeling a banana.
“Yo Evan can I get a Gary?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*
by Bebik March 21, 2024
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gary

pornstar life be like I suck and fuck all these niggas around I snort cocaine of someone ass
omg Gary is such a good porn star
by yeetboi2223 September 6, 2019
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Gary

Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.

Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!
by kitschyster September 9, 2021
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