The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

old piece

Someone you fucked with before but don't have anything serious now.

Yo bro wassup with Brenda

Nothing she my old piece now.

by Brenda_x3333 April 27, 2017

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.

Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.

by Clonkerino June 14, 2020

Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.

Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....

by Nerder The King April 17, 2018

Old Dan

a dog from "Where The Red Fern Grows"
Little Ann and Old Dan

Billy and Old Dan went hunting with Little Ann.

by AJP222 November 19, 2019

Old Man

an old man is probably named leo, probably also gay, and simps over his boyfriend

“wow you’re such an old man! you act just like leo!”

by pp<3 August 17, 2023

the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012