Dirty Andrew

When you're jerking off and blow a load on the carpet, but to avoid getting in trouble you blame it on the dog.

My mom saw my load on the carpet. Luckily I pulled a Dirty Andrew and she punished the dog.

by Bitwcmpunk434 February 16, 2022

Dirty Davis

Like a "dirty sanchez", but instead of making a mustache you connect one eyebrow to the other eyebrow making one glorious unibrow. (Just like Anthony Davis of the New Orleans Pelicans)

Dude, she was blowin me and stuck her finger in my ass and connected my eyebrows!!! Then started yelling that I had a Dirty Davis.

by TheYuriOne June 30, 2017

dirty stormy

The act of eating a stranger's jizz out of your girlfriend/wife cause it turns you on.

My girlfriend is getting fucked so I can have a Dirty Stormy tonight.

by OzarkWoodhippie April 3, 2020

dirty dudley

When two gay asians see each other and their ejaculation rips their pants(if they have them on) and they start giving each other head. Normally taken place at a elementary school to scar little kids.

The two gay guys just did the dirty dudley in front of a classroom of 4th graders!

by RobertGotServed September 27, 2017

dirty brycen

when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.

by woahnicecockbro April 25, 2020

Dirty texas

Where you ride a bull whilst having anal sex with a stranger whilst your husband watches

Last night me and my husband tried the dirty texas

by Cheesecakemuncher April 18, 2020

Dirty Taco

A taco is a girl's vagina. A dirty taco is her vagina after having unprotected sex.

My girlfriend just started taking birth control. Tonight, she'll have a dirty taco.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream June 25, 2017