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WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME

A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.
"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."
by aTransMasc December 20, 2022
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White Zombie

Can move between all planes of existence with ease highly magical creature he can heal and be healed
The white zombie went to the higher planes of existence and back down to earth peacefully with ease
by Chuck the Ninja July 14, 2023
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white tv

Does not exist because all the people at the tv factories are black
“Man you got the new white tv?!” “Jonathan, did you forget to take your schizophrenia pills again?”
by Antesma March 16, 2021
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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
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White Chocolate Kitten

When a Milk Chocolate Cat has a baby with a Dark Chocolate cat and the kitten receives the recessive genes of both cats, which has the kitten become White Chocolate, instead of the dominant colors of the Milk Chocolate, or Dark Chocolate cat.
Person 1: "Dude I got a White Chocolate Kitten."

Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."
by Sat_rday March 22, 2025
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white widow

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
by aromabinger November 28, 2024
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Basic white bitch

Your run of the mill standard white woman who gets dressed up in cowboy boots to see Morgan Wallen and will never forget when he made eye contact for that split second. Also gets very excited for smoothies, coffee and frequently photographs food
“My heart skips a beat when the first chord drops”

Omg Brooke your such a basic white bitch
by The plumbers hammer May 21, 2024
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