by Darblonks July 21, 2009
Get the Like shite off a shovelmug. Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018
Get the Crumpin Offmug. Running Off, In Modern Day Slang Means To Rob Something or Someone, And Is a Synonym For "Licking" In Modern Day Slang
by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 3, 2023
Get the Ran offmug. (Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.
I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.
by Sexydimma April 12, 2015
Get the blown off coursemug. bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
by Kadwad September 7, 2023
Get the Knock-off Fortnite hackermug. by lobe3 January 16, 2012
Get the he be off the earlymug. The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
Get the diving off the pirate plankmug.