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How Dare You Forgive Me

The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.
I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.
by 22(god) April 17, 2019
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National Jin Hates Me Day

National Jin Hates Me Day!

I mean if jin met me he

would slap me.
jungguk: jin really hates me today
me: same. it’s because it’s 0228. It’s National Jin Hates Me Day!
by aseokjinstan October 15, 2019
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Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019
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pass me your 11's

hey gyal, pass me your 11's u Peng ting
by privbox February 16, 2020
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Don't touch me I'm Spanish

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!
by Itisiraven February 25, 2020
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thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

when you know you just got hacked and you want your hacker to know how much you hate him/her (no sexism here)

you can go wild and search anything and your hacker will know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you can't use it in a sentence
apparently you have to use the "word" to make it count so "thank you for hacking me, motherfucker
by i_hate_getting_hacked March 28, 2017
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mc fruddle doodle squeeze me

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.
Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am
by lowknotokbutitsfineig December 8, 2020
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