i dropped my hot pocket

When you get scared af

I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket

by Just that average guy February 14, 2017

I lick that dot off

A phrase used when describing the action of licking the "dot" of an Indian woman's head.

"Come here girl, I lick that dot off...Mmmm! What flavor is that? Strawberry? That's one tasty-ass dot, girl!"

by Dghguehoielkcfowp December 14, 2008

i am about to nut

YOU'RE MOM GAY HAHAHAHA KYS I'LL DESTROY UR PUSSY NIGGER

I AM ABOUT TO NUT NIGGAAAAAAA

by MR.AVOCADO MAN February 18, 2018

i want u leg lol

Origin:
A phrase that developed on the RuneScape Item Discussion Forum back in December 2009. The phrase was started when the user HomerSympson created a thread asking users what they wanted for Christmas that year.

The first user responded with "i want u leg lol". The line was so random that everyone thought it was extremely funny. So a user named Oldcouch copied and responded with "i want u leg lol," then the user Proton responded with the same, and it continued for several pages before being locked by a forum moderator for spam.

Since that time, the phrase has been credited with the title of the first Item Discussion forum meme.

Usage:
The correct use of the phrase is whenever a "want" applies to the conversation.

However, it can really be used whenever, especially when a topic is completely random or useless and the user has nothing to contribute.

HomeSympson: What do you guys want for Christmas this year?
Guy in red mask: I want u leg lol
Oldcouch: I want u leg lol
Proton: I want u leg lol
(continues for several pages)

IlikeDskirtnGranite32: Partyhats r overpriced n Jargex shuld make em be 2m so ppl like me can afford them.
Blc Fox: i want u leg lol

by ProtonRS November 28, 2010

six figures i was only four

Shane Dawson’s favourite song, six figures by Justin Roberts

Six Figures is a song used in memes

guy: sIx fIgUrEs I waS onLy fOuR
girl: haha love that meme
girl: *does orange justice*

by nbc news, your local fake news October 16, 2018

I fell down some stairs

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.

"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"

by kateyc September 5, 2008

I forgor💀💀💀

I forgor💀

Hey did you bring your homework?
I forgor💀💀💀

by MrTouchMe September 27, 2021