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7 inch monster cock

"7 inch monster cock is so big" says mia
by bossman666 October 6, 2019
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Great White Cock

Great White Cock (GWC)
When a caucasian man displays an enormous penis with a size well above the average measurements. More frequently than not can be observed pleasing any race of female(s)

The GWC can actually intimidate others who spread falsehoods about the size of their own penises. The GWC also breaks fictional stereotypes within the culture, as many women of all walks of life are now indulging in GWC in record numbers. Longer, thicker and increased stamina is the forte of the GWC.
Watch this video of the cheerleaders enjoying a Great White Cock on a beach.
by MrGr8OG November 10, 2020
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Cock Slurping Dick Waffle

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
by mexgema July 24, 2018
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Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011
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cock eyed drunk

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk
by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014
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flaming cock rocket

1. a man and or woman who like cocks travelling at the speeds of light.

2. a case of scorching chlamydia on a mans penis
1. frick your friend jasmine enjoyed my flaming cock rocket so much!

2. last night, your dad was walking around and i saw his flaming cock rocket, it was disgusting
by GIGANTUS COCKIS July 6, 2011
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005
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