Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.

Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.

by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023

Paul O'Grady, For the Love of Dogs

a TV program.

I love watching, Paul O'Grady, For the Love of Dogs

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Dogs

1) Fluffy potatoes

2) Oval shaped things on the end of your foot

1) I took my dogs on a walk

2) My dogs were cold without socks on

by I_LoveIcedTea March 1, 2023

Sucking on a Chili Dog

When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.

by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Rip dog

When you are ready to really go after it, alternative to fully sending it.

Hey man, let’s do out and rip dog tonight!

by Ghostfacekilla18 March 3, 2023

Dog park

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.

I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.

by Butt Conner March 9, 2023