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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
mugGet the diving off the pirate plankmug.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
mugGet the Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)mug.

fuck off

"wanna play fortnite"
"fuck off yer tramp!"
by Kawspissy May 31, 2022
mugGet the fuck offmug.

Locking off

You know locking in? Yeah, this the opposite of that.
by Screemz March 27, 2024
mugGet the Locking offmug.

pegged off

by DarkMoon99 September 3, 2017
mugGet the pegged offmug.

off the derech

Derech is a hebrew word meanig "path." If you take someone off the derech, it refers to hooking up with a Shomar Negiah person (Jewish concept where you wait until marriage to touch the opposite sex).
I just madeout with Eitan, but he was Shomar Negiah! God is going to be so mad-- I took someone off the derech!
by Heyyall October 31, 2018
mugGet the off the derechmug.

kick 'em off

"Kick 'em off" or "Kick them b*ches out" is a hood term for a person forcefully removing someones footwear, taking it for themselves.
"Me and my men are going to kick them b*tches out!"
Or
"Don't make me come and kick 'em off!"
by ~Tephyrius~ January 4, 2025
mugGet the kick 'em offmug.

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