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cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.
"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"
by tyler stephen November 5, 2007
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Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.
by TheAbuser January 27, 2010
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shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.
"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."
by Snifner October 9, 2006
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Cock Smack O Lantern

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.
by Stigglyz June 22, 2011
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Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.
First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
by Zarcry January 3, 2009
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Ass Crank Cock Stank

When you give a girl anal, pull that shit out and make her take a whiff of your dominance.
by CottNPickNNigger September 30, 2017
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knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.
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