National Zebra Day

Today your zebra has to give you 1000 kisses

Hey babe, its national zebra day, give me my kisses!

by Ilovemyzebra December 3, 2025

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National Give Your Hoodie Day

Give your hoodie to someone.(Make sure it smells good😌)

Me: Hey want my hoodie?
Her: Sure but why?
Me: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day

by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

National stfu day

Where you just hush your mouth. Wow it’s that easy

Person: wait why is it quite?
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

National ginger retaliation day

Gingers now can defend themselves from the beating that happened the day before without ANY repercussions and can only be used on the people that attacked them the day before

"Hey, remember National kick a ginger day?"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"

by _ReigningGinger_ December 12, 2023

National "look out for a homie" day

October 15th is the day in which you look out for your friends. Text them nice messages, compliments, and just be there for them. (Any gender counts as a homie today.)

You: "Hey bro, its National "look out for a homie" day. You doing alright?"
Them: "Nah, are you fine with me talking about it?"
You: "Bro, of course."
Them: "Bro.."

by Mx20 October 15, 2020

National stealing day

April 21 the day where you steal

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!

by Igeartboobs21 February 8, 2023