splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 2, 2008

One direction

One direction is the biggest boy band and band on the planet.

Ugly human: what’s one direction

Me:only the biggest boy band on the whole planet and the best band ever

by Mrs one direction May 30, 2021

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

whore in one

A girl that only fucks/hooks up with golf players

Allie is such a whore in one. She only fucks golf players.

by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016

one ringer

when you phone someones phone and let it kep ringing untill they answer so you know the persons there, then you hang up.

person 1- i text paula earier but she never text back
person 2- shes maybe avoiding your text, one ringer her.

by stranock June 27, 2009

twenty one gun salute

When 21 guys all pop boners at the same time in honor of America.

Let's get together later for a twenty one gun salute.

by Unknown37 June 18, 2016

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024