to pull/perform an O'reilly

to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

to pull/perform an O'reilly means, to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

Bill: ...most Americans are not racist!
Kristen: Okay, really? How many black Friends do you have?
Bill: If you think Most Americans are racist I'm ashamed of you!
Kristen: Well Bill I didn't say that.
Bill: You just did!
Comment: Well, Bill yust pulled a classic O'Reilly on this one.

by lem0ne December 23, 2015

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

Full Pull

To pull back the full amount of a 3ml plunger of Fantasy/G/Juice/GBL and take a dose of the full amount of the plunger.. (in this case a 3ml plunger will provide about 3.5ml of substance)

Loz : "Oi Shaneo, What size dose do you want?"

Shaneo: " Give us a 'Full Pull' please you sexy cunt!!"

by Shalozed February 14, 2022

Pulling a Kelly

The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.

“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly”

by Wjh1 July 9, 2023

Pulled a Boehner

Ruin the faith and credit of your entire nation, just so some oligarch billionaires can see less zeroes on their tax forms, and then cry about how you love your nation soooo much.

Dude, I heard an ultra-nationalist member of Parliament in the homeland just pulled a Boehner out of his ass. His face is wet, and now we're all totally screwed!

by Science Lover July 31, 2011

pull a ward

The act of telling your mates that you will go out with them, and then pulling out at the last minute, once they have committed

Don't pull a ward on me tonight.

by nodramacanefarmer January 25, 2016