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Butt Plug Farm

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?
by Bobby Ross Jr May 10, 2021
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Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.
"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"
by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021
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Butt Sack

A flap of skin, similar to a nutsack (without the nuts), that dangles from the inside of the asshole to the outside.
Be careful not to sit on your butt sack. That would be painful.
by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021
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Hot Butt

He’s got hot butt with all these tops here.
by Junes1978 May 10, 2021
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butt shampoo

Looking clean, she’s probably got that butt shampoo
by waxonjackson420 July 6, 2022
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Butt fuck

To penetrate someone's anus repeatedly with either a penis, a finger or a sex toy.
"Please Mr. Griffin! Butt fuck me as hard as you can!!!!!! I need that big cock!!!! FUCK!!!!! Yes!!!! Fuck my ass!!! OH GOD~ Your cock in my ass feels so good!!!!!! CUM IN ME PLEASEEEEE!!! OHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK IM COMINGGGG!!!!!" Then he got off the bed and moved down my body, stuffing his cock back into my mouth. My ass felt so full, but then I felt him push his fingers back into my tight ruined hole... DADDY!!! I moaned. Him chuckling quietly made me so aroused, I just begged for him to fill me... As he did his first thrust, my ass grew even tighter, and my cum boiled up to my tip, my cock swelled with the strain of getting so hard. He didn't wait long, he just kept going harder and harder, then he yelled "YOU LIKE THAT YOU CUMDUMP? I BET YOU LOVE THAT YOU SLUT!! ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!" I loved it when he talked to me like that, so I couldn't keep it in anymore. I came right on his face and he knelt down to clean my cock with his tongue. He did it slowly and gently and then sat back up . He took his cock in his hand and started stroking it.
by F4ncy_ July 6, 2022
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Ukrainian Butt Sneeze

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022
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