Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 July 9, 2016

OFFS

Oh ForF#ck'sSake.

Used as an exclamation of exasperation or disbelief.

Similar to "fercryinoutloud" and "oh for Pete's sake!"

OFFS, I got pulled over for going 4 mph over the limit.

OFFS, what will they think of next?!

by CJRogue March 18, 2022

Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

geeked off the profe

When one takes copious amounts of ibuprofen and gets freaky

Did you see Owen last night? He was so geeked off the profe.

by MuntMaster68 December 7, 2024

Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny

"Yeeee! Top off the benz"

by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018