Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

Rip dog

When you are ready to really go after it, alternative to fully sending it.

Hey man, let’s do out and rip dog tonight!

by Ghostfacekilla18 March 3, 2023

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dog Pile

A dog pile is a term used by serious hot dog connoisseurs to describe their monthly intake of hot dogs.

My wife thinks I’m spending too much each monthly on hot dogs, but I will cancel Hulu before I cut back on my dog pile.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025

Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.

Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.

by O' Chungus February 25, 2023

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022