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Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.
Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.
by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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Durty one.

A phrase used by only true intellects. It is used when a certain liquid is not of consuming.
"Bcz i was drinking da Durty."
"That was a Durty one."
by DABOINEXTDOOR December 15, 2017
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Twenty One Pilots

the greatest band to ever exist

with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph, they have made awesome songs that are more amazing than the entire 2000s to 2020s bands and songs to ever exist combined
person in cafe: hey ur wearing a twenty one pilots shirt!!!

you: hell yeah arent they awesome?

person in cafe: yeah they are les be best friends!!!
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One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.
Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.
by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022
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One

A multiplicative identity of a semiring. For a semiring R, 1 is defined as an element so that for every a being an element of R:
1⊗a = a⊗1 = a
Min-tropical semiring is a semiring (ℝ ∪ {+∞}, ⊕, ⊗) with ⊕ defined as min, and ⊗ defined as the addition of two numbers. By that definition, zero is +∞, and one is 0
by Xwtek May 28, 2020
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The Pungent One

ewww there’s Charlie Wilson she’s the pungent one
by jackuswolfus July 28, 2023
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