pulling a ck

Masturbating in front of anyone who isn't the person in the mirror.

"Pulling a CK"

(Masturbating in front of someone)

Daryl pulled a CK on my sister,and she was disgusted, but also somewhat amused.

by Hairy slaughter November 19, 2017

Hold mih cock and pull it

An expression used my Belizeans when excited or shocked or sometimes just for the fun of it.

Ally, I just heard Ashley is pregnant. Well, shit. Hold mih cock and pull it.

HOLD MIH COCK AND PULL IT!

by ReeshaPeesha November 20, 2017

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

Pulling a Winston

Getting 0 score in a video game or just sucking at life

Wow that guys totally pulling a Winston
How could you pull a Winston like that?

by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017

To pull a Simskai

To let the fame rise to your head resulting in you becoming an arrogant prick who thinks he can become a Soundcloud Rapper, in the process losing all your friends and having to get on your knees begging them to add you back up on Facebook.

"Trump really pulled a Simskai there."
"Yeah, he fired all his staff and thinks he can become the next Post Malone."
To pull a Simskai or not to pull a Simskai

by Is k m8 November 28, 2017

pulling a carlos

pulling a carlos is when a someone riding a public bus gets off to let other people off and then finds the door shut, resulting in them having to run to the next stop so that they may get back on the bus

"omg dude, did you see sara pulling a carlos?"

"yeah, man, it was hilarious"

by sarajoncena November 29, 2017