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Getting A Randy

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.
The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.
by ar-15&longdong February 10, 2021
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Get a fake bf

Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.
Girl: Hey. I need to get a fake bf. Do you want to date for a week.

Boy: Sure. But dont tell anyone
by Ra3v3n June 19, 2021
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“Get dunked on!”

A phrase best used when you have nothing else to say
Ex. 1: “Ay bro, I got COVID-19.” Says guy 1. “Get Dunked On!” Said guy 2. Ex. 2: “Any last words to say to your grandma before I pull the plug?” Said a doctor. “Get dunked on!” Said Mike Hunt.
by Hugh Janas April 21, 2021
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get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
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Getting bitches

"Nick is great at getting bitches, but Seavaun will never.."
"Look at how easily Nick is able to get bitches!"
"Seavaun is so bad at getting bitches"
by Nick (gets bitches) July 12, 2022
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Get Out The Hatchet

The term means get out a blade on your enemy.
'Walk now or I will get out the hatchet on you'
by Mix-Race Man On Road July 3, 2019
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Get Salty

To be ejaculated on or in as defined originally by Jay.
You close bae” “Yeah bae I’m about to get salty all over you”.
by KingBuck1701D December 28, 2021
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