Baby Meatloaf

The non-sticky, clear adhesive you often find between the gift card and the paper.

Hey Alicia, thanks for the Starbucks gift card! Not only will I get a coffee with this but I get to peel off the baby meatloaf and play with it while I wait! I won’t even have to wash my hands! I love it but I’m not attached to it!

by Mary Silvers December 4, 2023

Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.

Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

Brooklyn Baby

a girl who has a boyfriend that is in a band and has feathers in her hair.

yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me. i'm a Brooklyn Baby, i'm a Brooklyn Baby

by introverted :) December 7, 2023

baby boy

The boy version of a baby girl. Very cute and soft. Maybe a little squishy in the mental/emotional sense. Kind of submissive and/or receptive to suggestions.

Blazeh3 is a baby boy.

by euphrxysne December 7, 2023

baby boy

The boy version of a baby girl. Very cute and soft. Maybe a little squishy in the mental/emotional sense. Kind of submissive and/or receptive to suggestions.

Blaze is a baby boy.

by euphrxysne December 7, 2023

black baby

Mostly (95% of the time) used in the context of a white girl with a white husband giving birth to a black baby. Basic genetics lesson, 2 whites cannot have a black baby which means the girl was cheating on them (and getting creampied by BBC)

Nurse: "There it is, it's a baby boy!"
Wife: (trying to ignore the fact the boy is black)
Wife: "Isn't he cute?"
Husband: "Yeah, he is-..., wait, he's a black baby"
Husband: "Oh great heavens!", after realizing

by Senorken December 8, 2023

medallion baby

Before, epic removes these glorified health hacks. i should explain to you what a "medallion baby" is.
A medallion baby is a kid, most about 6 years old, that have new, fun, exciting, way to ruin the game for of us.
they think because they have health hacks, they go around and murder anyone. these kids haven't even hit puberty yet.

boy: "oh, loooook. medallion"
dad: "oh, son."
*dad stands up*
boy: "dad, where u going"
dad: "oh, son. im just going for the milk."
medallion baby

by D@ck_and_B^lls December 9, 2023