jesus birthday sex

An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.

John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...

Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.

John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.

Jane: Ok! Let's do it!

by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009

gay nigger sex

The disgusting act of two gay niggers having sex.

Joe: Look John, gayness has spread to black people.
John: Gay nigger sex.

by mstr htr August 21, 2009

sex me up

1) used when someone is so virginic looking that people/their friends must take it to the next level and sexify him/her. Sort of like dress them up but sex them up

2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we'll have sex

1) ex:

"omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa sex that chick up"

2)ex:

Krista: "So chris you still free tonight?"
Chris: "yaa"
Krista: "k cool, if you find yourself getting bored...sex me up"

by hateonitnowornever March 2, 2011

Break up sex

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards

Hey Jen how was the break up sex?

by Wolfwood August 27, 2005

poop sex bandit

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

by chuckinator May 23, 2008

Vanilla sex

Imagine two 13 year old virgins hooking up having sex with a very first time imagine how lame and boring that would be. Now dumb that down by 2x and that's vanilla sex.

that bitch look like a freak.. but all she fucks is vanilla sex ole lame ass fuck

by TexasWood⚡⚡ September 20, 2019

Arab sex bomb

when u drop a firecracker into a girls pussy and sacrifice ur penis and her vaj for 3 seconds of pleasure

My partner said that the Arab sex bomb was scary as hell!!!!.............stupid cunt fucker

by if-u-lick-my-butthole April 7, 2009