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Bush Baby

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those
by John Rook December 10, 2018
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.
Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.
by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018
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pfas baby

A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.

Evidence:

Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.

PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.

Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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Baby Kata

He killed someone and went to jail but he got out and then made a song called "pee pee poo poo" we've found out that he has the power to release the kraken he killed multiple people but we couldn't stop him all we can say is if someone sends you poo pics. RUN
BABY KATA JUST SENT ME A POO PIC HELPPPPPPPP😭
by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022
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baby habit

A baby Habit is when you do any type of drug (mainly marijuana) but only on rare occasions and you have complete self control.
Loser Friend - "Holy shit bro you smoke! What is wrong with you?"
You - "Don't worry, its just a baby habit."
by ghettowordsking April 11, 2014
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