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One Direction Stan

An absolute fucking bender who has no taste in music at all
‘Look a One Direction Stan, I bet they’re really fucking bent’
by OneDirectionAreBent November 7, 2020
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the one

Some other motherfucker you thought you were dealing with before realizing that I am not them.
Boy, don't get started with me today. I am not the one.
by pcwi December 21, 2024
mugGet the the onemug.

Small ones

Decisions your spouse makes cause you got the control.
I am making strategy decisions.. tingting is making small ones.
by Atpita October 26, 2017
mugGet the Small onesmug.

one hitter quitter

"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"
by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015
mugGet the one hitter quittermug.

One Grantai

One Grantai is an apartment located in Macau , China. To get there you either walk up a hill , approximately 15 minutes, or take the shuttle bus.
-Hey, where are you going tonight?
- Hey, Im going to One Grantai
by WariduWarida January 16, 2019
mugGet the One Grantaimug.

One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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