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Weasel

taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.
Weasel hooked me up last night
by ruedog October 16, 2007
mugGet the Weaselmug.

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”
by the lioness god October 31, 2021
mugGet the weasel the dogmug.

Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023
mugGet the Pussy weaselmug.

Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important
I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel
by anonymous September 22, 2023
mugGet the Dick weaselmug.

Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.
by dhfatty June 18, 2024
mugGet the Pop Goes the Weaselmug.

ron weasel

ron weasel is a weasel that xenia randomly like but laura hates it and ron weasel looks like a squirell i was here ehuehuehuehueheuehue
laura i love ron weasel!!! NO RON WEASEL SUCKS
by lulubunnies January 19, 2021
mugGet the ron weaselmug.

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