slot weasel 

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.

She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.

slot weasel by racheal18 October 13, 2021

Winter Weasel 

An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.

I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.

Winter Weasel by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021

Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

Shit weasel by Selsie December 15, 2021

Drug Weasel 

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

Drug Weasel by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022

Pussy Weasel 

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.

My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol

Pussy Weasel by cartuneist March 31, 2022

Solid weasel 

Who the fuck is that

Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him

Solid weasel by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022

Sausage weasel 

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

Sausage weasel by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022