A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.
"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"
by Patella53 March 12, 2022
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taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.
Weasel hooked me up last night
by ruedog October 2, 2007
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A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"
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Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim
Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!
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A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.
Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
by The Weasel Clan November 16, 2017
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An insult for a person that can also be used as an endearing term for a close friend.
“God that man is such a weasel.”
Aww you’re my little weasel.”
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A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.
Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha
by SadgirlNymph March 1, 2020
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