pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!

The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!

by TCL&J September 08, 2017

sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.

Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.

by mindsayjandaleindl June 27, 2011

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 26, 2014

Weasel sisters

Two girls who have dated and had sex with the same guy at different times.

Boys are Eskimo brothers, girls are weasel sisters

by Blue mama December 21, 2013

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 02, 2020

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 09, 2011

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 22, 2010