sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

When Joe has ligma

"Dude Joe has ligma. What! Ligma balls on your face

When Joe has ligma he wants to lick balls

by Imhim432 July 31, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.

Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2025

When

When

When- w h e n

by President Yobama January 1, 2021

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023