Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 7, 2022

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

Vegan Water

Definition: Simon

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"

by Nerinhul April 19, 2023

vegan

a very sensitive person who gets offended when someone questions their views but will happily attack everyone elses lifestyle. also loves it up the ass.

bald jerry is vegan, he claims he is the most environmentally friendly person on the planet because he eats trees.

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021

Vegan

Therresa is vegan

That means she doesn’t eat any animal products and is annoying

Wow Therresa is a real Vegan

by anonymous January 24, 2022

vegan party

Gay ass term made by Andy

"Quite the vegan party u got going there"

by Facebook life May 4, 2018

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023