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Cock Monster Truck 

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
Cock Monster Truck by The M Theory February 2, 2010
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Chick Up Truck 

A version of a pick up truck usually with 4 doors and a short bed serving little to no purpose other than to get groceries.
This truck can't do anything except takes kids to soccer. I should have never traded my old truck for this chick up truck.
Chick Up Truck by skoobuh steve November 13, 2013

Taco Truck

Taco Trucks are food trucks that trace there origins to Mexican and Latino Neighborhoods in the SouthWest in cities like Los Angeles and Oakland. they usually park in Parking lots or on street corners. there menus are usually small they mainly sell Tacos Tortas and Burritos at a Cheap Price.

Oakland California is the Capital of Taco Trucks in Northern California they are usually found in the Fruitvale district of East Oakland but also you can find Taco Trucks in West Oakland North Oakland and even Downtown. the first Taco trucks in Oakland started in 1983 With El Zamorano then by 1985 Mi Grullense set up shop in the Goodwill Parking lot on E14th st and 29th ave. today there are so many Taco trucks in Oakland like Lupitas Tacos Sinaloa Ojo de agua El Taco Oaxaco Tacos Mi Rancho Tacos El Gordo and so many more. Taco Trucks in Oakland have become so Popular that even Travel Channel Chef Anthony Bourdain came to Oakland and did a segment on Oakland Taco trucks for his show no Reservation.
Vato 1. where you going After the Side show

Vato 2. I'm going to the Taco Truck on 22nd ave bruh

Girl 1. where we gonna go after the Club

Girl 2 . we going to the Taco truck Girl the one on 29th ave at Goodwill.
Taco Truck by Oakland Latinos United December 24, 2012

Hummer Truck 

Environmental killer, that is bigger than a motherfucker and looks like shit!
Have you done your share of poluting to day? Get a Hummer Truck!

Dump Truck 

If you see a good looking girl with a nice ass, plain and simple she is a "dump truck". Why? because you want this girl to come home with you and have her back it up and dump her booty on you. Meaning even more specifically intercourse using the doggy style position.
You: "DAMN DUDE!, check out Tracy!!!"
Friend: "Wow check her out, she's a dump truck!"
You: "I'm going to bring her home for some dump truck action tonight."
Dump Truck by DumptruckConnoisseur January 24, 2011

dump truck 

When a female has a rather large and appealing booty.
"Yooo juicemaster got a dump truck"
dump truck by Sup3rvillain June 4, 2015